I will be running in my undies this coming February so kids with neurofibromatosis (NF), also known as children’s tumors, can grow up happy and healthy.
Yeah, I’m basically gonna be freezing my butt off as I strip down to my underpants to be a part of the Cupid’s Undie Run in the cold on February 13th in NYC along with many others contributing to this great cause. So here I am getting talked into doing this after running Warrior Dashes and Tough Mudders. In my undies. In the dead of Winter. At least there will be no obstacles this time. Just maybe some snow and arctic temps. I think I can handle that. Just have to get through a 1.5 mile run and hit the bar with all my fellow runners and teammates afterwards. Hot toddies please!
Hey, what about shrinkage? Has anyone thought about that? I better stuff a few extra socks in there. To keep my junk warm of course. Not that I really need it. 🙂
Here’s just a few facts about NF and the Children’s Tumor Foundation –
NF is a genetic disorder that causes tumors to grow on nerves throughout the body, causing blindness, deafness, learning disabilities and severe chronic pain.
- The Children’s Tumor Foundation is the world’s largest non-government organization dedicated to ending Neurofibromatosis (NF) through research. Currently, there is no cure for NF and there are frighteningly few treatment options. The Children’s Tumor Foundation is a Charity Navigator 4-Star charity that prides itself on efficiency, spending 82.4% of its revenue on program expenses and less than 8% on administrative costs.
- NF affects roughly 1:3,000 births in the U.S. and is in desperate need of new discovery, so we’re on a mission to #EndNF and all proceeds benefit the Children’s Tumor Foundation.
- The Foundation’s mission is to advance peer-reviewed research to develop treatments and cures for NF; support persons with NF and their families by making thorough and accurate information readily available; to assist in developing clinical centers and best practices to improve access to quality healthcare for those who live with NF; and expand public awareness of NF to improve diagnoses, increase understanding of the challenges that NF presents, and encourage support for NF research.
- You already know we run to raise money for CTF and kick NF in the butt. But why do we run with our butts out? It’s simple. We run in our undies because people with NF can’t cover up their tumors. They can’t put clothes on to feel more comfortable, so why should we?

Last year over $3.5 million was raised in cities across the country by those running for the cause. Hopefully, we can exceed that number. Once again, I am asking you all out there to help me with my charity run. Even a little bit helps, and every dollar will be greatly appreciated! $5, $10, or whatever you can afford. Here is the link to my fundraising page –
http://my.cupids.org/PhilipHoltberg
It should be a fun day as I’ll be joined by many others, and alongside my teammates all together for this terrific charity event. Of course, now I really have to watch my diet and keep my training up so I at least look presentable while almost naked. No way do I want to be “that jiggly nude guy” who people look at and cringe over. I just have to keep telling myself it’s all for a good cause, and some hilarity too!
Some extra links for info –
Children’s Tumor Foundation – http://www.ctf.org/
Cupid’s Undie Run – http://www.cupidsundierun.com/
That sounds like an interesting run and you needn’t worry about being out of shape – you’ll have plenty of company. There are so many great causes to support and become more aware of – I wish we had more months in the year to squeeze in – count me in! For support that is… No running in my undies for me, Phil you are a man of courage.
Hey Clay!
Thanks so much for the kind words and support. Between Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years I don’t know how I am going to eat right to look good in my undies!
If ever there were a blog post that begs for someone to ask “boxers or briefs”, this is it. Great cause, hope you have a wonderful time. Is it pervy of me to say I can’t wait to see the pics?
Hi Karen!
I think many people will want to see me in my undies after this so I had better get my fat ass in shape. Holiday season will kill me! Oh, and no boxers. I am a briefs and men’s bikini underwear kind of dude.
What a great idea for a great cause. I’m in! Can’t wait to see the pix.
Hi Barb!
Thanks so much! Damn, I had better take a lot of pics. Can’t disappoint everyone. I had better stuff a few socks too. Well, to stay warm of course!
Oh, I think we need to find you a stellar pair of Undies and feature you in a post at More Cowbell! We love undies, you know. You’re sure to get sponsors. 🙂
Hey Jenny!
If anyone here knows all about undies it’s you and your readers! When I get in fighting shape my undies will be all over your blog! Right now it’s looking like something tight, pink or red, with hearts on it. Just afraid of shrinkage, because it’s gonna be cold out!
Hey Phil! You’re a good egg, running in the undies for those kids. I have a friend in DC who takes part in an undie run every year. More power to both of you…
Hey Mary!
Thanks! I have done multiple mud runs and obstacle course races for charity already but this one scares me the most! At least it’s for a good cause.
Good Luck in a Good Cause Phil!
Hey Peggy!
Thanks so much! It’s all about helping out for the kids who need it. Even if I embarrass myself doing so.
Make sure you retain some firm support for your dangly bits; you don’t want them clacking against your knees throughout the run!
A great cause, Phil – I hope you raise a stack of cash.
Hey Gary!
I appreciate the support and good words. Well, people sometimes tell me I have a big set of balls, balls of steel, and so forth. Might as use them for a good cause!
Good for you! (and you’re crazy!) Sounds like a fabulous cause.
Hey Casandra!
Thanks lady! Yes, I am insane running almost naked outside in the dead of winter! It’s a good cause, but damn, my junk will be frozen!
This sounds like a lot of fun and it’s for a great cause. Good for you! (and stay warm!)
Hey Marcia!
Thanks so much. Yes, it’s for a good cause that I will freeze my ass off! I might run with a flask of whiskey!
You just get more and more amazing. I don’t even like getting out of bed let alone go outside in February! You are a brave soul!
Hey Terrye!
I appreciate the love! At least we’ll be hitting a bar afterwards where it’s warm!
Good luck keeping your junk and fanny warm in the middle of February! I just donated a little to you for the effort. Go get some!
Hey PJ!
Thanks so much for the kind donation!