The unspeakable things I have done for pie in NYC

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The things I did to that pie. So shameful…..

Yes, it was my cheat day off from training. I wanted pie dammit! With ice cream. So go sue me!

We walked into this small little pie shop and immediately became engulfed with the sweet aroma of butter and sugar baked goods. Breathe in deeply as you can inhale 200 calories just from the wonderful smell alone. Get on line to order and look over longingly at those devouring their slices of Heaven by windowside. Glance at the menu and wonder what to order. Can I get one of each? Such is the life here at Petee’s Pie Company in NYC.

The pies here are homemade right from scratch. I think the ice cream is too but supplied to them. All I know is that I wanted it all inside me. Stat!


Slices are a bit on the smaller size for what they charge. A larger portion would have been nice. They offer a variety of flavors, fruit based pies, icebox, and some classics too. Something to satiate anyone’s burning desires.

The staff is super friendly. Not much seating save for a few spots by the window in which we hunkered down to feast on our desserts once those there scooped up their last crumbs and departed.

Blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream for me all the way. It never had a chance. It was like an orgasmic party in my mouth. I’m not sure what happened during those minutes after the first forkful entered my mouth, but I don’t think I’m welcomed back here. It’s all a blur.

I think I did unspeakable things….

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32 thoughts on “The unspeakable things I have done for pie in NYC”

  1. I was waiting for the tale on how it was your cheat day and you cheated by eating three full pies. Another blog maybe?

    The pie looks wonderful, though. Mmmm ice cream and pie.

    1. Hey PJ!

      I might have eaten three. Who knows? I blacked out and woke up half naked on my living room floor in a pile of crumbs the next morning.

  2. Blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream is exactly what I’m craving right now, but it’s dark outside and we don’t have any dedicated pie restaurants in Denmark, so I guess I’ll have to eat vicariously through your blog post:)

  3. I, too have done shameful horrible things for pie, Phil. Haha Pie is never in short supply in the South though I have to say that unless G-ma’s making it, I haven’t seen a pie shop making them from scratch since I was a little girl. The place sounds awesome and the pics are drool worthy. Food/Pie Porn has made my night.

  4. We might have to restrict cheat days to once a month if they are this indulgent!

    Looks very scrummy indeed. I guess the smaller portions are for our protection from excess intake of calories?

    1. Hey Guy!

      Once a month? Heck no! I would go stir crazy. Hard enough to control my gluttony to once a week. Smaller portions are not my style. Half a pie would hav been much better!

  5. good god. I would’ve done unspeakable things to that pie, too. It looks incredible! I do love a good pie with ice-cream. Especially if it’s an splurge day – stuff always tastes better on splurge day, right?

    1. Hey Lizzi!

      I know right? I better control myself. I have an undie run coming up in a few months. Gotta be in shape to run in crotchless panties!

    1. Hey Cassandra!

      Yeah, it’s good and it’s evil. Things like this make me keep my gym membership. I better stay away from it as I have an undie run in a few months!

  6. Oh you’re funny. Come to Vicksburg and I’ll bake you a homemake pecan pie, with pecans from my very own tree. And, you can eat the whole darn thing. No unspeakable acts required.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

    1. Hey Patricia!

      Oh god, I think I better book my train ticket right now! That is quite an offer. Just don’t blame me if things get pie-crazy!

  7. Looks like they gave you plenty of ice-cream to go with that pie! My favorite is apple pie, and I make a mighty fine one—BIG slices and all…..

  8. What I did for love, hell no, what I did for pie! I am sooooooooooooo with you on this one.
    Because I love pie thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!

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