Why? Why me? Why now? Why Dammit, Why?!!!
You ever wonder why certain things happen to certain people. During certain times of the day, or when it is most inconvenient? You just want to throw your hands up in the air and scream. Or give up. Or start crying. There is no way to tell where or when these things will occur, but just be assured they will happen to any of us when we really don’t need it.
Why is it when you’re a in rush to get somewhere you get a very slow cab driver?
Why is it when you need pants your one size is never there when shopping?
Why is it when you go out to eat the special of the day is sold out?
Why is it the bathroom is out of service or being cleaned when you have to really go?
Why is it you get up early and rush to airport only to find your flight delayed or cancelled?
Why is it when you hit a sale what you want is all sold out or your size is not there?
Why is it pouring rain and windy the one day you need to look good for an appointment?
Why is it that you have to take a crap as soon as you get out of the shower?
Why is it no one seems to know directions when you ask someone who works and lives there?
Why is it that the cop pulls you over for a ticket when everyone else around you was going just as fast?
Why is it that as soon as you get to work your boss wants a meeting before you have even sipped your coffee?
Why is it that your sports team totally sucks the year you get season tickets?
Why is it that you can start falling asleep on the couch but when you hit the bed you lay there wide awake? For hours!
Why is it that the one week you go away on vacation it rains all week long there?
Why is it that you have volcanic hellacious farts the night of a big social event or date?
These are the questions of the universe. Do you agree? Are there any “why me” instances that I have not listed here. What are your favorite or hated “why is it” moments?