Whips, chains, sex toys – Oh My! Babeland NYC!

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When it comes to sex, just let your freak flag fly!

As we were doing some holiday shopping this past season down by Mercer Street we happened to pass by Babeland and decided like stupid giggling kids to drop in. Yes, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like sex toys! Just be sure to label the presents correctly or you might give mom a heart attack as she unwraps the Orgasmatronic 3000 Anal Destroyer!

Whips and chains and cuffs and lube and vibrators – Ohhhh Myyyyyyy!

Boinggggg! Or as in the immortal words of Wayne and Garth – SCHWING!!!

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Photo credit – Yelp

As far as a sex shop goes the Babeland locations are clean, well organized, and do not have that sleazy air about it that other stores of this type do. It’s actually quite unassuming in this Mercer Street location and is easy to miss if you’re not actually looking for it.

Items are set up right in the open to explore, touch, and feel. Staff is friendly, knowledgeable, and will help out with any sex item questions and make suggestions, all while not making you feel uncomfortable in the slightest. There is none of that “creep factor” here.

 

 

 

Looking for a cool designer vibrator? Bondage gear? Flavored lube? Sex kits? Erotic books and DVD’s? Edible body chocolate? Party gift? All this can be found here and much more. Pretty impressive how much they pack into this small spot. From expensive contraptions to the most inexpensive sex accessories there is a price point for everyone here. They have a pretty extensive web site too.

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Photo credit – Yelp

Plus, they constantly offer informative events and classes on sex at all their locations which range from hot bedroom tips, oral expertise, sexy poetry readings and cocktails, to sex education workshops, and mind blowing orgasm techniques, along with many other sex related subjects. There is something for everyone here!

Toto, we aren’t in Kansas anymore! And stop humping the Tin Man’s leg!!!

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Babeland – http://www.babeland.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/babeland-new-york

42 thoughts on “Whips, chains, sex toys – Oh My! Babeland NYC!”

  1. Well, that’s not tin man’s heart that’s beating!! Grab the oil can! lmao 😉 As usual my friend, you’ve done a beautiful job reviewing a little piece of New York. No pun intended. Those places can come off quite rancid at times. It’s cool that there are some mature shops that treat it as an intelligent business. In our new “50 Shades of Gray” era, sex & all that cums with it is as common & trendy as a McFlurry! I’m lucky I guess. Mathair has always been a supporter for women’s sexual independence & female empowerment! So, my brother & I we’re raised with an open mom who was upfront with us about sex. It’s never really put me off or embarrassed me as I was handed a Cosmo at the age of 10 & told by her. “This is your Bible! Read it; Learn it; Live it & love it!”
    I think places like this are a sign of the times and will mainstream becoming more posh as the acceptance to be “open-minded” is more a way of life. Which means Mr. NYC, that you are on the forefront of a growing theme & in a sense, one bad ass male to post this!! Well done Phil. Sharing this now. BTW~ Love how you still managed to get in some delicious food (chocolate) in your sex-toy-post and even better, a nod to the great Wizard of Oz.
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    1. Hello Inion/Mathair!

      Well, I am pleased that you liked my new choice of a post. I try to cover it all on this blog. It’s good that you grew up in an open atmosphere about sex. My parents never discussed it with us. Had to learn on my own. Nowadays it seems that the subject is much more open and available with places like this.

      I appreciate the love! 🙂
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  2. Look for pingback love, Filbio, when I post (YES! I DO plan to FINALLY do a post) about The Velvet Box. Three locations here in the DFW area.

    Want a BOIIIIINNNNG as you sit there naked reading your blog comments? The classes offered by The Velvet Box included one billed: Oral Sex He Will Never Forget. It was sold out.

    I made the egregious error of not taking More Cowbell with me on my visit to the one in Ft. Worth. Headed out today to their location closer to home and I’m hoping the staff has a sense on humor.

    They should. I may buy something.

  3. They have a sex museum in Berlin. I wanted to go, but the couple I was with didn’t want to pay the 5 euro. Really? Geeze. I mean we already browsed the sex toy part, but you could go upstairs to the museum that was supposed to have different cultural expos related to sex. This place does look classy which is oh so nice! 🙂
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  4. Oh, my…sounds like an…um…er…interesting place to shop. My friend sent me a photo this weekend of something you can buy that’s called “Fuck My Face” for $300. Then another friend said, “I can fuck a real girl’s face for $300.” I guess it all depends on whose face you’re willing to…well…

    Sounds like a fun place to giggle. I had a snicker or two reading this.
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