One of the few eating establishments in the NYC area that can be truly considered a “panty dropper”. Seriously, if you want to score some serious “smush time” points make sure you take your date to Traif to wine and dine her or him. After an amazing meal here if you can’t “get some” then you would have a hard time scoring in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds.

It has been a while since we dined at this wonderful restaurant but I just realized I never reviewed it, so here we are reminiscing over a terrific meal that was truly orgasmic!

What I remember most is, um, let me think…….EVERYTHING!!!

Totally amazing food, top notch service, delicious cocktails – it’s the total package! Five stars all the way. Throughout the night even the 80’s new wave music was on point. I was in awe as everything that I placed in my ravenous mouth was just perfect. Started with a cocktail – the violet beauregard – blueberry infused bourbon (Whoa!), beet salad (YUM!), meaty juicy strawberry cinnamon glazed ribs (OMG!), succulent BBQ braised short rib sliders with sweet potato fries (YOWZA!), and bacon donuts with ice cream (NOM!!!) were all just ridiculous.

Traif straddles the line between casual and upscale. It’s a perfect spot to impress a hot date, special event, or for some friends to get together and enjoy conversation over a fantastic meal and cocktails. The staff are friendly, competent, knowledgeable, and go out of their way to make sure you have a truly enjoyable dining experience here. Even the prices are reasonable and affordable for the quality of food and service you receive. The menu is eclectic with something for everyone’s palate. Even though small the cocktail list and craft beer selection are terrific.

How can anyone not like this place? If you can’t enjoy a night out at Traif then you might need to check your pulse, and your taste buds.

Boom-chicka-bow-wow!

Traif – http://traifny.com/

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