I don’t normally post about politics as I constantly find the whole political process a mixed bag of infuriating mumbo jumbo along with a sack full of power hungry liars tossing mud at each other as if they are on a bad Bravo reality tv show. You can easily switch out the annoying do-nothing talentless housewives of “insert city here” with the candidates running for Mayor and get the same shrill characters screaming and slap fighting each other. It’s a sad state of political affairs here in New York state being that arrests are seemingly coming every week lately over who embezzled what and stole from whom. Now on the horizon rising like a Phoenix out of the ashes comes disgraced ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner possibly ready to announce a run for NYC Mayor. Maybe “rising” is not a stong enough term to describe this vigilant sexter, but more like “ejaculating” would be sufficiently appropriate!
It just amazes me how these people/losers keep coming back and just won’t go away. Is this some sort of joke? Many have been outed as criminals, liars, sex pervs, and just basically inept. Yet, many of them keep getting voted back into office. Are we all that stupid? Or are we all just blind and dumb to the histories of these con-men and women? Maybe with all the trash tv, internet celebrity rag sites, and shows like TMZ we have all become desensitized to the vulgarity and criminality that many of them bring to the table. That, or just maybe we like viewing douchebaggery at it’s finest over and over!
I must admit I had a good laugh when Weiner’s weiner was the talk of the town. Every media site covered it and left nothing to the imagination. We do get a thrill seeing stuff like this – well, not his weiner – you know what I mean! How do these fools not realize that putting up images like he did on Twitter end up going viral and seen by millions? I am surprised his wife did not dump him, but it also makes me wonder about her and why she would choose to stick with him. He will forever and ever be known as the manscaping “Weiner Twitter Sexter” and she as his wife is now part of that. Who knows what goes on in the minds of those working in government in high profile positions. To me it’s all about the power and greed. Don’t forget stupidity. All I know is that I would never even consider a life in politics. I never want to be called to the mat for anything I do when having fun!
I thought up a few campaign slogans for Weiner-boy for when he officially throws his “manhood” into the Mayor’s race hat. What do you think of these?
“Weiner says – If you are a bit iffy vote for Stiffy!”
“I have a hard-on for Weiner!”
“Sexting is the new way to expose myself to the public – vote Weiner!”
“Don’t be a loner vote for Weiner’s boner!”
“Manscaping NYC to new heights with a Weiner!”
“I won’t play “Hide The Weiner” with your tax dollars!”
“I won’t divulge just go for the bulge! Weiner 2013!”
“I’ll be up working hard for you even earlier and harder than morning wood!”
“There’s nothing finer than a good tasty Weiner -NYC Mayor 2013!”
This should be an interesting Mayor’s race if he really announces a bid to enter it. It will be like a “money shot” of Viagra into what has been a limp campaign so far!
Would you vote for him?