Time to play “Hide the Weiner” for NYC Mayor!

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I don’t normally post about politics as I constantly find the whole political process a mixed bag of infuriating mumbo jumbo along with a sack full of power hungry liars tossing mud at each other as if they are on a bad Bravo reality tv show. You can easily switch out the annoying do-nothing talentless housewives of “insert city here” with the candidates running for Mayor and get the same shrill characters screaming and slap fighting each other.ย ย It’s a sad state of political affairs here in New York state being that arrests are seemingly coming every week lately over who embezzled what and stole from whom. Now on the horizon rising like a Phoenix out of the ashes comes disgraced ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner possibly ready to announce a run for NYC Mayor. Maybe “rising” is not a stong enough term to describe this vigilant sexter, but more like “ejaculating” would be sufficiently appropriate!

tweet-anthony-weiner-underwear-pic-flirting-ecards-someecardsIt just amazes me how these people/losers keep coming back and just won’t go away. Is this some sort of joke? Many have been outed as criminals, liars, sex pervs, and just basically inept. Yet, many of them keep getting voted back into office. Are we all that stupid? Or are we all just blind and dumb to the histories of these con-men and women? Maybe with all the trash tv, internet celebrity rag sites, and shows like TMZ we have all become desensitized to the vulgarity and criminality that many of them bring to the table. That, or just maybe we like viewing douchebaggery at it’s finest over and over!

I must admit I had a good laugh when Weiner’s weiner was the talk of the town. Every media site covered it and left nothing to the imagination. We do get a thrill seeing stuff like this – well, not his weiner – you know what I mean! How do these fools not realize that putting up images like he did on Twitter end up going viral and seen by millions? I am surprised his wife did not dump him, but it also makes me wonder about her and why she would choose to stick with him. He will forever and ever be known as the manscaping “Weiner Twitter Sexter” and she as his wife is now part of that. Who knows what goes on in the minds of those working in government in high profile positions. To me it’s all about the power and greed. Don’t forget stupidity. All I know is that I would never even consider a life in politics. I never want to be called to the mat for anything I do when having fun!

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I thought up a few campaign slogans for Weiner-boy for when he officially throws his “manhood” into the Mayor’s race hat. What do you think of these?

“Weiner says – If you are a bit iffy vote for Stiffy!”

“I have a hard-on for Weiner!”

“Sexting is the new way to expose myself to the public – vote Weiner!”

“Don’t be a loner vote for Weiner’s boner!”

“Manscaping NYC to new heights with a Weiner!”

“I won’t play “Hide The Weiner” with your tax dollars!”

“I won’t divulge just go for the bulge! Weiner 2013!”

“I’ll be up working hard for you even earlier and harder than morning wood!”

“There’s nothing finer than a good tasty Weiner -NYC Mayor 2013!”

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This should be an interesting Mayor’s race if he really announces a bid to enter it. It will be like a “money shot” of Viagra into what has been a limp campaign so far!

Would you vote for him?

 

40 thoughts on “Time to play “Hide the Weiner” for NYC Mayor!”

  1. Idiot. Nice titles by the way, really inspired ๐Ÿ™‚ This guy is a true example of what a simple mistake can do to your life. And indeed hide him, if he didn’t find a way to write his wrongs then he has no business being the mayor of NYC. Go away Weiner.

    1. Hey Gabriel!

      Thanks for reading! Glad you like my campaign slogans. Maybe I should send a Twitter message to him to see if he will hire me! ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. I don’t know what got into us, must be that Spring finally showed up, but both of us “went there” with our posts this week.

    But I do thank you for the laugh(s). Great slogans. See if you can get yourself hired on to the campaign. Anonymously, of course.

    1. Hey Karen!

      Spring madness has seeped into our brains! Of course I’ll “go there”! It’s what makes life funny!

      Glad you got a chuckle from this post. I’ll send him a Tweet and maybe a few pics of my large “portfolio” to see if he’ll hire me! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Interestingly enough we both did political posts today…of course mine refrained from words like Weiner and stiffy, not that I’m opposed to using those words, I just didn’t think of them! Darn it!!! Awesome post, I was reaching for my depends! UP

  4. Oh Phil, I can always expect to laugh when I read your posts. Have you watched the show House of Cards? It really shows-even if fiction-how twisted and corrupt the world of politics are.

    1. Hey Holly!

      I am here to please!

      Have not seen that show, but I can imagine what goes on behind the closed door of politics. Glad I am not a politician!

  5. Some great quotes there Phil, you’ve put a lot of thought into some of those ๐Ÿ™‚

    I don’t think I’d ever heard of this guy but it is amazing how many people in the public eye make idiots of themselves through social media. There seems to be something on the news every few days about some celebrity/politician who posted something stupid on facebook or twitter.

    Excuses are now moving away from “I’ve been misunderstood” or “misquoted” to “my account was hacked”.

    1. Hey Guy!

      Thanks! Glad you approve. Weiner jokes are so easy but bathroom humor is so much fun!

      True – most all of them are guilty of something yet try to blame something else as to the reason why. I think the power of office goes straight to their heads. Sometimes the one in their pants!

  6. You may have just opened the door to be Campaign Manager to the Ego Weiner. Hey here’s a jungle for the campaign trail.
    Oh I wish I were an ego manic Weiner, that is what I truly want to be. Cause if I were an ego maniac Weiner everyone would be in love, oh everyone would be in love, everyone would be in love with me.

    1. Hey Lisa!

      I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! We should take over as his campaign marketers! If not mayor maybe we can get him a porn contract!

    1. Hey Patricia!

      Glad you liked my ideas! Maybe he will use one of them. I wonder why anyone would be stupid enough to send pics like that over a public social forum. Stupidity!

  7. The sad part with a lot of these politicians, if the people actually will vote some of those real shady/criminals back into office!

  8. So it seems a lot of people have politics or something like it on the brain today. As you know, nothing says shady politician quite like Chicago (my hometown). With that in mind, I’ll say this… Yes, it’s definitely idiotic for a politician to get caught with his/her pants down, literally speaking. The reality is, though, I’ll take the stupid sex life faux pas over the criminal ones any day. Sex and politics have gone hand in hand (Oh, I just gave myself some dirty images with that one) forever.

    The most notorious that come to mind? Jefferson=total player, Kennedy=boinking Marilyn, Clinton=”Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar” (ahem).

    Having said that, being that stupid in the age of social media is pretty unforgiveable. You’d think he’d have learned his lesson from Brett Favre. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. Hey Kitt!

      Between Chicago and NYC I think we own the market on shady corrupt politicians. Have you seen all the arrests and investigations going on in NY lately on them? It’s crazy.

      Leave it to you to turn my post into pornographic imagery! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Yeah, in this day and age why would he send out those pics on Twitter? Should have just handed them to TMZ!

  9. Love the slogans ๐Ÿ™‚ Politics is so full of idiots, I try to avoid it as much as I can since the whole things gets turned into such a game. I wish they would stick to the issues and not go and do stupid things with their personal lives. They seem to think that no one is watching them when everything they do is being scrutinized. Great post as always ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Hello Foodie!

      So glad you like my campaign ideas! I think we have a winner here! Yeah, politics these days are pretty sad.

      Thanks for the compliment! I aim to please. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. I love these slogans. The first one “Don’t be iffy…” is my fave. I actually don’t have a problem with sexual and perverted politicians, it makes them seem more real to me, but Weiner just reeks of dumbass. I can’t handle stupid politicians. At least Clinton and Kennedy had charisma. Weiner, not so much. And his wife either loves him totally or has a hidden agenda.

    1. Hey Jennifer!

      Thanks for dropping by my blog! Glad you liked my slogans. Maybe his campaign team will hire me!

      Labeling him a dumbass seems about right! I feel sorry for his wife. She is stuck with him it seems for some reason. What is wrong with women nowadays?

  11. Phil, gotta say this is one of your funniest yet. It took me a while to comment since a.) I was laughing so hard I couldn’t hit the keys through the tears. b.) I was busy sending your link to some friends and family around the country to check it out (actually true.)
    The Campaign Slogans are great, but just may prove sure winners for getting that Weiner elected. One lesson I also learned on this Post is to avoid commenting delay or it might take till the next election scrolling to the bottom of the endless comments section, how can I blame anyone for loving this hilarious material too. See you at the comedy club.

    1. Hey Peggy!

      You are making me blush! Thanks you so much for the wonderful comment and compliments. So glad I made you laugh and cry. I seem to have that effect on woman, but don’t know if that’s a good thing or not! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      I always appreciate every comment whether it’s the first or last. If the Weiner gets elected I guess I will be to blame and better go into hiding!

      You sent this to friends and family? Boy, I am in trouble now!

  12. LMAO! I think this is by far my most favorite post by you! He should hire you to market his campaign. I can only imagine the after party. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. Hey Terrye!

      The after party would have to be at a strip club. It would have to be. Impeachment would happen the following week once the Twitter pics go public.

  13. Love those slogans! That guy is one of the stupidest politicians around (that is saying alot since most of them are stupid) Are we sure he isn’t Ryan Lochte’s dad? There’s a slight physical resemblance and mentally, they are both on the same level!

    1. Hey Matt!

      Thanks for reading and commenting! Glad you liked my campaign ideas. I’m just afraid I might help get this guy elected!

      Time to get back on Twitter as I have some crotch shots to send out!

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