I never had wanted to shove a tube of meat deep inside me as much as I had when I encountered Crif!
Boy, that sounds soooo dirty, doesn’t it? The honest truth is that I loved swallowing every inch of this meat goodness down my throat.
Wait! What the hell did I just say? This isn’t a porn shoot!
Eating a Crif Dog does feel like erotic perfection though. Crispy bacon sexiness wrapped around an all beef hot dog, and engulfed with creamy toppings, and fitted into a soft bun sleeve. Alluring and crave-inducing they are like a fetish you secretly harbor. Armed with a recent Groupon deal of $5 for $10 worth of food I came into this den of hot dog debauchery ready to explore my inner meat craving.
While waiting on the long line to order I decided to go for a threesome. The Tsumani dog – bacon wrapped house dog topped with teriyaki, pineapple, and green onions. Chihuahua dog – bacon wrapped house dog topped with avocado, and sour cream. Washed down with a cold PBR! All I can say is God Bless America! So happy to live in a country where we can explore our deepest desires so freely. No matter how bizarre they might seem. I savored and enjoyed the taste of each dog with it’s unique toppings. Tasty and savory all at once. Left me wanting for more. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
When you enter this below-ground dimly lit cave of a place be prepared to wait in line until the tatted-up Betty Page like dominatrix behind the counter portal to bacon and meat takes your order. There are a lot of creations to choose from weather it be just a straight up house dog to an exotic muse of your liking. There is sure to be something here for everyone’s inner hot dog desires. Experiment with no shame.
Crif Dogs are the money shot of the hot dog biz!
Crif Dogs – http://www.crifdogs.com/