The Golden Showers of Blog Spam!

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Well, hello fellow bloggers and avid readers. It’s that time once again when I look through my spam filter to discover all the wonderfully weird and lascivious comments I receive here. It’s gonna be Huuuuge. The Best. So Unprecedented. Just Tremendous. The Golden Showers of blog spam!

Let’s Make America Weird Again!

So, let’s dive right into my mailbox and take a peek –

From Penis Pump Austria – There are various kinds of sex toys and products today that can enhance your sexual performance, from lubricants for women experiencing dryness, to realistic dildos and blow up dolls for those missing their partner.

  • Yeah, something to think about when your guy/gal is away. A blow up doll with a strap-on. Just don’t get caught using it in the shower, or accidentally uploading a sex tape of this on social media. Say goodbye to that job. Yet, say hello to a new career as a Gov’t official!

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From Atlanta PA Dominic – I spent 24 Ears In NYC I Didn’t Know You Guys have this nice Places I Move To Atlanta GA For A New Job Next Time I Come to NY I Will Visit This Place

  • I guess maybe those 24 ears didn’t help much with hearing and academics, eh?

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From nhietmienginski – It’s nearly impossible to find experienced people in this particular topic, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks!

  • Honestly, I have no clue what I am usually talking about,  as it’s just the voices in my head steering me into things. I appreciate the uplifting vote of confidence though

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From Cheap Designer Bags – This galvanized ladies to start carrying bags with locks, complex fasteners, and internal compartments. Almost everyone would like to own one of these desired designer handbags, yet for several people it costs too much. There are even diaper bags to place your used Depends which do not even resemble diaper bags from the outside.

  • Yes! I always wanted a designer handbag to carry around my smelly load of feces throughout the city in style! Better than walking around with a fresh load in my pants I guess.

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From – Adidanmd – I wanted to write a quick word so as to thank you for all of the marvelous concepts you are sharing at this website. My long internet lookup has at the end of the day been compensated with extremely good ideas to exchange with my company. I would say that many of us site visitors actually are unquestionably endowed with a huge penis after reading.

  • So, you’re saying my blog is like wordsmith Viagra? Well, I’m pleased to know so many of my readers get a huge erection when visiting my blog. Lotion and tissues optional! Just remember to aim away from the screen. Sticky keypads are “no bueno”.

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From – cc so runaway – Magnificent website. Plenty of helpful info here. I’m sending it to several pals and additionally sharing in delicious. And obviously, thank you to your sweat!

  • I will be selling bottles of my sweat here on my blog for the low price of $19.99! Makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. Remember, Valentine’s Day is coming up! What better way to show your love?

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From – Ike Binkyhart – I couldn’t resist commenting : Best and Largest Dildos! Anal pain and anal Lube.

  • I couldn’t resist cringing away at this one! Exit only! Get that horse shlong thing away from me, no matter if you use a vat of lube.  Nope, no, noppity no. Wait, how much pain are we talking here?

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From Zorxurterilious  – I believe this internet site has got some rattling superb information for everyone. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.

  • As they say, there is no rest for the wicked. Just look at our government. Just a bunch of evil doers and deplorables. Wicked as they come and we are stuck with them. God help us all. Happy 2017!

12 thoughts on “The Golden Showers of Blog Spam!”

  1. I don’t even know where to start—these are all so damn funny, Phil. I think the last one just might be my favorite…or the designer bag one. Your memes are HILARIOUS!

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