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Up in the air at 30,000 feet with a demon child!

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Well, here we go again. Off on a biz trip and jet-setting to wonderfully fabulous glitzy Las Vegas! Yeah, I wish. I’m actually sitting on a crowded flight on my way to steamy hot humid Florida to attend a convention and then spend a few days with the parental units. Accompanying us on this plane is the demon child from Hades. I need a stiff drink already.

You know, Florida, the clown car of a state that if the Jerry Springer show had invented it would be a perfect setting for the next Sharnado movie. Heck, I like the cheesy Sharknado movies. The next one should be based in Disney World, and have flying sharks and zombies attacking and eating the tourists. B-list guest stars like Shaq, Snoop Dog, the Olsen Twins, the crew of The Love Boat, and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all get devoured or help save the day. Even a drunken John Stamos shows up in a cameo to get pulled over with another DUI, and gets swallowed whole by a Great White as he is doing the drunk “walk the line” test. Yet, I kid Florida. I kid. Hey, if not for Florida and Vegas the show COPS would have never existed. That there’s quality programming folks. Continue reading Up in the air at 30,000 feet with a demon child!

Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!

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Holy crap! Are there really close to 300 messages in my spam filter today? It’s been a while since I looked into there and each time there seems to be more and more of them. I guess that’s what happens when your blog gets a little popular or has been around a while. It’s kind of nutty the spam comments that I get. Some are pitching a product, pushing a website, or just make no sense at all. It think it’s time for another blog post poking fun at them as I’m in a mischievous mood today. So here for your reading pleasure are some of the most nonsensical and idiotic spam messages I have received lately. With my added play by play of course in bold!

Shall we begin?

I always go back and forth in regards to Khloe Kardashian Odem. I mean, sometimes her fashion is right on the money and sometimes it is absolutely atrocious – like she had gotten dressed in the dark while intoxicated. Well, maybe it isn’t that bad, but…

Um, Kris, why are you commenting about your daughter on my blog? Drinking again I see? Also, no, you can’t take over this media outlet too. Go away and bug People magazine’s website. Tell Bruce I said hello.  Continue reading Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!