Christmas has come and gone once again. It wasn’t too bad this year, and no one was injured during the family get together. No blood was spilled or limbs torn off. That’s a plus I guess. When it was over we were able to escape into the darkness of the evening, and head home to the pure bliss of silence while sitting on the couch with a bottle of wine. Now, don’t get me wrong as I really do
hate tolerate want to deport love my family members.
Yes, Christmas brings out the best and worst in families. Surviving the holidays is the ultimate in ecstasy. It’s exhausting, and leaves you lying in a puddle of sweat while panting and out of breath. Like sex but more satisfying! Yet, it seems like it takes way more work to get to the end. Satisfying or not. Is the effort worth it? Continue reading Christmastime Calamity and the Essence of Ecstasy!
It’s that time of year again. We all know someone, and perhaps even ourselves, who make those foolish New Year’s resolutions that never seem to really pan out. A gallant and well meaning attempt usually crashes and burns into ashes and the smell of despair. I for one do not make any resolutions. If I make up my mind to do something it doesn’t matter what time of year it is as I just do it. If I decide that I want to eat less bacon, or drink less beer, then that will happen. Wait, what? Bwahahahahaha! That ain’t happening! Anyhoo, I thought it would be a good idea to assign resolutions to others here in the NYC area as some of these people really need to make some major changes. They can either take my advice or remain as the annoying dregs of society we all deem them to be.
Continue reading My New Year’s Resolution suggestions for NYC!
Here we are at another New Years Day. This one day is usually filled with so much expectation, hope, and remembrance of the past year. The exultation of the highs, and the lamentations of the lows. For many it is the chance at a fresh start with unrealistic goals and dreams. Seems like everyone has some sort of “New Years resolutions” they try to adhere to, and make a valiant effort to reach, but most fall way short and give up on them within a few weeks, months, or even days! Do yourselves a favor and don’t make any resolutions. Just go out and live your life the best you can. You can make changes and goals for your life on any day you choose, and not just have to limit it to this one day. As the sneaker ad saying goes – just do it!
That being said – HAPPY NEW YEAR! Do your thing! Get your freak on! Party like it’s 1999! Continue reading Happy New Year 2014 Everyone!!!