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Buffalo Snow, Elf on a Shelf, Cocaine – All kinds of crazy stuff!

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Am I the only one that loathes the bombardment of Christmas commercials and decorations that we are subjected to these weeks before Thanksgiving? It’s already been one of those weeks here in NYC and I feel as if I’m being abused by the Elf on the Shelf. Now let’s be real here for a moment. That damn thing is creepy. No way do I want a psychopath elf in my house. I don’t know why this strange tradition was started anyway. It’s supposed to be moved to a different spot each night or something. Yeah, let’s traumatize our kids. No, let’s terrorize me because if that little bastard shows up in a different spot other than where I left him I’m burning down the damn house! I freak out a bit when I can’t find my keys and swear something moved them. Anyone remember that evil little Zuni fetish doll in the movie Trilogy of Terror? Yeah THAT evil effing thing that chased Karen Black around and attacked her. I just know that damn elf is the reincarnation of that crazy little shit. Waiting. Plotting. He’s as bad as a creepy clown.

Almost. Clowns suck too. And dolls. They also suck. Nope. Nope. Noppity Nope. Continue reading Buffalo Snow, Elf on a Shelf, Cocaine – All kinds of crazy stuff!

Bluto, Buddy the Elf, and the Burgermeister Meisterburger!

As I was watching tv last night I flipped back and forth between shows during commercials to catch up on the NYC Mayoral debate. It was a fiesty one as both candidates went back and forth at each other. Joe Lhota was clearly the aggressor, as he is getting bludgeoned in the polls and repeatedly attacked front runner Bill de Blasio. With only a few weeks to go before the election I think he and his team are getting a bit desperate to drum up support. Politics as usual!

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Photo credit – Staten Island Advance

Maybe it’s just me, but Joe strikes me as an angry bully with no sense of humor. He kind of reminds me of this guy –

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The Burgermeister Meisterburger! “No toys for anyone! No Christmas for you NYC! Raise the subway fares again!”

Continue reading Bluto, Buddy the Elf, and the Burgermeister Meisterburger!

Spitzer and Weiner – NYC Post Election Career Choices!

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Well, we here in NYC sure dodged a close one when it came to the recent elections. Voters on this day had a multitude of bad choices to filter through and hoped the best candidates would turn out on top. It was like voting for the best of the worst, and hoping we did not become a total mockery in front of the rest of the country. It was bad enough we had a bunch of derelicts and sexual devients on the tickets this time around, and for awhile it looked like a few of them might win! Good thing the public came to their senses and escorted these idiots out of their political careers by choosing the better candidates for those positions. Now you just have to wonder where these wackos will end up, and what their next career paths will be. I have a few suggestions that come to mind……. Continue reading Spitzer and Weiner – NYC Post Election Career Choices!

If the NYC Mayoral Candidates were Star Wars characters…..

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In a city a long time ago, in an election far, far away…..

It was a period of political war.

Evil candidates from all walks of life, striking from hidden bases, ethnic backgrounds, sexual likes, and levels of wealth, have won their first victory against the fair citizens of NYC.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret votes and endorcements of the Mayor’s office ultimate weapon against large sugary sodas, the BLOOMBERG STAR, an armored municipal building with enough power to destroy the entire city. The Naked Cowboy. Or, gasp, New Jersey!

Pursued by the candidates’ evil agents, the citizens race to the election booths this week, hoping to place their votes that will elect the right person who can save us all, and restore freedom to our great city…..  Continue reading If the NYC Mayoral Candidates were Star Wars characters…..