Let me preface this review by proclaiming –
THAT I AM TOTALLY F**KING DRUNK OFF MY ASS RIGHT NOW!
Wow, am I sh*tfaced and totally rocked from what turned out to be a six and a half hour brunch bender. I don’t remember much of what I ate, and I am still trying to figure out where my pants are, but I had a great Sunday!
Holy Crapola! Did you know that Economy Candy is right across the street? (One of the most amazing old school candy stores in NYC!) This place looks like Willy Wonka threw up! Can you actually get the bedspins while still out on the street? Whoa, candy cigarettes and pop rocks! Maybe not a good idea right now.
But back to Essex. Had a 3:00 reservation and entered into a crazy cramped and loud bar area. Checked in with the hostess and was told it would be a few minutes. Had to wait amongst the LES scenesters and play body bumpers for about 15 minutes or so alongside the crowded bar. I felt bad for those sitting at the tables along it as all of our asses were constantly pushing into their faces and backs. Nothing like a face full of ass with your omelet! Continue reading Brunch at Essex. Or, how to get sh*tfaced on a NYC afternoon!
Oh my, this just can’t get any better, can it? With all the recent dirt being uncovered about Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, I am amazed that this guy just refuses to throw in the towel on his mayoral campaign. Maybe it’s time to start shoveling the dirt over the grave of his political career and bury it for good. Maybe it’s stubbornness. Maybe it’s delusion. Maybe he is just plain crazy. Heck, there are reports that even the Clintons are “deeply displeased” at all of these shenanigans and if that’s coming from their camp with all Bill’s past escapades then you know it’s bad. Yet, Carlos carries on. Penis pics. Sleazy tweets. More twitter relationships being discovered. The lust of his attention spilling the beans to the media and now showing up on tv and magazines. I smell a book deal coming soon. Maybe a stint on reality tv! Maybe the new Bachelorette!
This NYC mayor’s race has kept me delighted and in stiches at the same time. With a rogues lineup of candidates there is certainly no lack of entertainment value here. In fact, I can seen this all going in one direction with an inevitable outcome. Get ready America for your newest team of superhero porn stars! Continue reading It’s Superhero Porno Politics! NYC Style!
The news coming out regarding the Mayor’s race here in NYC just becomes weirder and weirder as the days progress. It seems there is a lot more hidden that is just a zipper pull away from being released upon a ravenous public itching for more of Carlos Danger! His overexposed member just seems to be everywhere these days. It’s the talk of the town. I’m really starting to think that Carlos is real, and hacked into poor Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account. He wants exposure and the more he gets the more excited he becomes. He loves the ladies, and the ladies can’t seem to get enough of Carlos Danger! He is a man about town, and the more dangerous he is, the more the glamorous he becomes. After the last 36 years of Mayor Bloomberg’s overdrawn and boring dictatorship locking down the city and turning it into a homogenized Disneyland we need someone like Carlos Danger to spice it up a bit and set us free! I can just envision it – Continue reading Let’s Erect Carlos Danger as Mayor of NYC!