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Levain Bakery – Mad Scientist Evil Genious Cookies!

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I swear to God this place is the mastermind of some evil genius that is working behind the scenes at Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers to make us all fat so we have to use their programs! What other sick and twisted mind could come up with these monster sized concoctions of sugary awesomeness?

Seriously, these are cookies on steroids!

None other can compare. Oreo’s? Nice try loser. Chips Ahoy? Outta my way wimp. Levain’s cookies are the big bodybuilder guy that kicks sand in your little cookies’ faces on the beach, and then makes out with your girlfriend right in front of you!

Levain’s cookies eat other less worthy cookies for breakfast! Continue reading Levain Bakery – Mad Scientist Evil Genious Cookies!

Le Churro is Le Delish in NYC!

 

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I really think the “GODS of FATTYLAND” are conspiring against me by constantly inventing new ways to keep me ingesting calories of delicious goodness closer and closer to where I live on the Upper East Side.

Now along comes Le Churro. C’mon, you know I can’t resist hot, crispy, sweet, sugary, crunchy churros! With dipping sauces too? This is just not fair! NOT FAIR!

Photo credit - Le Churro website
Photo credit – Le Churro website

This place is tiny and has that “uptown mommy” coffee klatch vibe to it. Bright, colorful, and cheery. Only a few small tables and chairs with some counter seating by the front window. Assortment of chocolates and candies to purchase on shelves along the wall. The menu offers coffee, iced drinks, juices, oatmeal, hot cider, yogurt parfaits, and smoothies too. Also has a bunch of tempting goodies on the register counter.

 

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5 Napkin Burger NYC. Mmmm….juicy, meaty, burger goodness.

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Sweet Potato Fries and Original 5 Napkin Burger

Oh, 5 Napkin Burger why have I been avoiding you for so long?

You keep calling me. You leave me little notes of affection. You try to lure me in with your sexy style. You hide behind corners when I turn around like some deranged stalker. You slip roofies into my beer and try to get me back to your place.

It finally happened. Your advances worked and I gave in. I tasted your desires and actually liked it.

Original 5 Napkin Burger – 10oz. custom ground beef, caramelized onions, gruyere cheese, rosemary aioli, soft white roll. Huge delicious burger! Cooked to perfection with a pinkness in the middle, and the gruyere cheese with rosemary aioli was an amazingly workable combination that just added to the ridiculously tastiness of it all. All the juicy goodness was soaked up by a large fluffy hamburger bun. Also, I was able to substitute sweet potato fries in place of regular fries. These too were just killer, with a nice light salty coating on them. Continue reading 5 Napkin Burger NYC. Mmmm….juicy, meaty, burger goodness.

Liquid crack and pretzel croissants. Oh hellz yes.

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Well, it’s April 1st and time to start really taking a cold hard look at my eating habits. Time to reevaluate what I am putting in my body and my fitness goals. With summer just around the corner I want to rock the six-pack, and not hide the bod from view. I know what to do, how to eat, how to train. I used to be a personal trainer dammit! Yet, it is so hard as temptation is everywhere in NYC!

How on God’s green Earth am I ever supposed to eat normal living in this city of excess? Really, I mean, WTF!!!!  WHAT – THE – EFFFFF!!!!!

The City Bakery

Are they kidding me here? Terrific pretzel croissants. PRETZEL. CROISSANT. No, it’s no joke. Just so crispy and flaky on the outside, moist and buttery on the inside. So freaking good. Continue reading Liquid crack and pretzel croissants. Oh hellz yes.