Sometimes you just want to see a bunch of guys up on a stage sing female rock and pop anthems. When that bunch of guys just happens to be The Dan Band you know you’re in for a rollicking good time with plenty of laughs thrown in. I was lucky enough to have scored a few blogger press passes for last night’s opening show of their four date residency at the fabulous Stage 48 event space. Dan Finnerty and his group of hired guns certainly did not disappoint while whipping the crowd into a frenzy of guffaws and sing alongs.
There is one thing that we all can relate too, no matter if we live in NYC, Tuscaloosa, Antarctica, or Mars. Public farting is pretty nasty, especially when we are forced to inhale someone else’s fumes of death! Damn, most of the time we don’t even want to smell our own. So when those inconsiderate dillweeds decide to cropdust us against our will there is nothing else we can do but hold our breath and softly weep. In my opinion some places are even worse than others.
The Top 5 places where is it absolutely reprehensible and devoid of any strain of humanity to fart in public! Those of you who subject innocent people to the abomination that is the essence of your putrid odoriferous attack should be beaten within an inch of their smelly lives! Continue reading Public Farting and Killer Fumes in NYC!
Oh my, this just can’t get any better, can it? With all the recent dirt being uncovered about Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, I am amazed that this guy just refuses to throw in the towel on his mayoral campaign. Maybe it’s time to start shoveling the dirt over the grave of his political career and bury it for good. Maybe it’s stubbornness. Maybe it’s delusion. Maybe he is just plain crazy. Heck, there are reports that even the Clintons are “deeply displeased” at all of these shenanigans and if that’s coming from their camp with all Bill’s past escapades then you know it’s bad. Yet, Carlos carries on. Penis pics. Sleazy tweets. More twitter relationships being discovered. The lust of his attention spilling the beans to the media and now showing up on tv and magazines. I smell a book deal coming soon. Maybe a stint on reality tv! Maybe the new Bachelorette!
This NYC mayor’s race has kept me delighted and in stiches at the same time. With a rogues lineup of candidates there is certainly no lack of entertainment value here. In fact, I can seen this all going in one direction with an inevitable outcome. Get ready America for your newest team of superhero porn stars! Continue reading It’s Superhero Porno Politics! NYC Style!
Summertime is supposed to be warm, we get that. I know that we can all expect muggy days here and there. Bright weekends at the park. Sun drenched days at the beach. The occasional hot and humid afternoons. Summer in NYC is usually filled with these types of days, but hot damn, this heat wave is hotter than Satan’s asshole! Another day of record heat in the 90’s that actually feels like it’s over 100 outside. Is this some kind of crazy joke that Mother Nature is pulling on us? I feel like I am actually melting if I stay outside for more than a few minutes! I can smell the soles of my sneakers burning!
I actually read today on the Gothamist that NYC broke the all time power record usage. Good lord I hope that ConEd can keep up with the power demand during this heat wave. No way in Hell that anyone wants to deal with a power outage right now. Even the Pillsbury Doughboy would end up baking like a croissant on the sidewalk out here. I am ready too see people explode in spontaneous combustion.