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Doggy Bags, Leftovers, Facehuggers. Oh My!

The fear of the unknown, or just the love of food?

We had just finished dinner the other night after work at one of our favorite pizza joints. It’s a local’s spot that serves up terrific oven baked pizzas, assorted pastas, and Italian plates. One of those spots where you can order up normal human sized plates, or dive head-in and be a total gluttonous man-beast  slob freak and order a “family style” portion. Of course, we went with the “food baby coma” size pasta dish along with a medium pizza.

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Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!

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Holy crap! Are there really close to 300 messages in my spam filter today? It’s been a while since I looked into there and each time there seems to be more and more of them. I guess that’s what happens when your blog gets a little popular or has been around a while. It’s kind of nutty the spam comments that I get. Some are pitching a product, pushing a website, or just make no sense at all. It think it’s time for another blog post poking fun at them as I’m in a mischievous mood today. So here for your reading pleasure are some of the most nonsensical and idiotic spam messages I have received lately. With my added play by play of course in bold!

Shall we begin?

I always go back and forth in regards to Khloe Kardashian Odem. I mean, sometimes her fashion is right on the money and sometimes it is absolutely atrocious – like she had gotten dressed in the dark while intoxicated. Well, maybe it isn’t that bad, but…

Um, Kris, why are you commenting about your daughter on my blog? Drinking again I see? Also, no, you can’t take over this media outlet too. Go away and bug People magazine’s website. Tell Bruce I said hello.  Continue reading Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!