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From the Madness of NYC comes 300 Blog Posts.

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So, how did this actually happen? I’m far from being a writer, and would not even attempt to place that label on myself. At times I find it hard to put together proper sentence structure. Heck, I can barely speak English. More like a babbling idiot that somehow scribbles his thoughts onto paper. There is no possible way that this barely brain functioning individual could have written 300 posts already. Yup, 300 blog posts. I don’t even believe it. Maybe it’s a testament to my dogged persistence which thinks I can actually write. What’s even more amazing is that there are people out there who really read my sometimes indecipherable ramblings. Boy, are you all gluttons for punishment! You could be reading a novel by a professional writer, or a well known news website, or even a newspaper. Why would you read my blog when Judge Judy is on, or the bat shit crazy “Housewives of Whatever City” can be your guilty pleasure? Now, don’t get me wrong as I’m very appreciative to anyone who follows this blog and my weekly demented meanderings. I just hope that one day you all don’t see through my charade! Continue reading From the Madness of NYC comes 300 Blog Posts.

Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!

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Holy crap! Are there really close to 300 messages in my spam filter today? It’s been a while since I looked into there and each time there seems to be more and more of them. I guess that’s what happens when your blog gets a little popular or has been around a while. It’s kind of nutty the spam comments that I get. Some are pitching a product, pushing a website, or just make no sense at all. It think it’s time for another blog post poking fun at them as I’m in a mischievous mood today. So here for your reading pleasure are some of the most nonsensical and idiotic spam messages I have received lately. With my added play by play of course in bold!

Shall we begin?

I always go back and forth in regards to Khloe Kardashian Odem. I mean, sometimes her fashion is right on the money and sometimes it is absolutely atrocious – like she had gotten dressed in the dark while intoxicated. Well, maybe it isn’t that bad, but…

Um, Kris, why are you commenting about your daughter on my blog? Drinking again I see? Also, no, you can’t take over this media outlet too. Go away and bug People magazine’s website. Tell Bruce I said hello.  Continue reading Rising from the darkness it’s the Revenge of Spam!