I really think we are getting punked by the groundhog. Someone put him up to this. He is getting paid off. There must be some incriminating pictures floating around out there of him and the Easter Bunny or something. He really can’t be frickin’ serious about this can he? I mean, he proclaimed that spring was coming early. Old Man Winter was packing up and heading out on a long vacation. I am waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out laughing and telling all of us in the Northeast that he punked us.
As I was walking home in this sloppy wet mess of a snowfall I was wondering what the heck was going on. Isn’t the first day of Spring coming soon? I’m thinking warmer sunny days and we get socked with cold air, snow, and rain. Not many of us up here are too happy in NYC right now. We are also hoping this doesn’t take a weird turn and switch over into a full blown snow storm. With global warning wreaking havoc on our weather patterns lately nothing would really surprise me. Why hasn’t Mayoro Bloombito enacted a new regulation of no snow after March 1st? He tries to rule over everything else! He’s too preoccupied with soda amounts right now.
Hey, at least in this era of internet access and telecommuting if it’s a total mess tomorrow I can always work from home. Even so, I’d rather be in the office as I like to be around other people and have access to certain files and info I use. I’m not sure if I could work from home full time. Think I would go stir crazy. I would miss my morning coffee and bagel from the stand that sits right outside our building. I need my buttered cinnamon raisin! That, and it’s gets kind of old sitting around in your underwear every day.
I’m heading to bed and hoping that I don’t wake up to a mountain of snow outside.
Damn you Phil. I hope you are happy now.