In all my life I never really thought I would end up writing reviews of cupcakes, but after a few bites of bliss I had to change my underwear as the ensuing orgasm that followed after eating these moist cakes of aphrodisiac like substances made me want to actually write an erotic novel about them.
Hence, that is why I am now in front of my computer trying to write this review, and keep it short and on point, while still shuddering in the afterglow of these wonderful pastries. I also must not be the only one, since when I made a quick pit stop on the way home from work the other night the store was packed with other cupcake sex lovers at about ten minutes to closing. Yes, I said sex. These cupcakes reek of it. They command it. They want to beat you with it and make you cry out for more!
I had to get a box of four to sample a few different tastes. Each one is unique in it’s own way. Chocolate Marshmallow was like eating a devil dog with cream inside. Ginger Lemon was simply amazing and burst with flavor. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip was rich and full of peanut butter topping and chocolate chips. Red Velvet is a classic that is made better by the sugary delightful frosting. Even though it was late in the day each cupcake was super moist and we experienced no dryness at all. A bit pricey, yes, but worth it for the quality of what you get here. It’s just something you get once in a while as a special treat, or to bring home to your girl / guy as a surprise to eat off of each other bodies.
Wait – did I just say that out loud?
I also have to say that the staff here is saccharine sweet at this location. Very helpful and cheery. The store is on the small side but the decor is bright and has a cool design aspect to it. Plus, its right off the 59th and Lex subway stop so it’s easy access if you live on the east side. I’ll definitely have to stop in again soon to try out more of the different types of cupcakes offered here. Perfectly sized, flavorful, and moist. They got it right at Sprinkles.
Sex cupcakes for sure!
Sprinkles Cupcakes - http://www.sprinkles.com/