Like the majority of New Yorkers I take the NYC subway every day to get back and forth to work. Also, just to get around the city area it is the easiest way, but does come with some genuine comedy, annoyances, and entertainment. Here is a rogues gallery of what one can experience on any given day when riding the rails –
And now ladieeeeessss and gentlemensssss!!!!
For your viewing and listening pleasure may I present to you a cornucopia of acts brazen and terrifying, mind altering and unbelievable!
First we have the Amazing Fake Blind Guy who will nimbly walk through each subway car from end to end and relieve you of any loose change.
Next we have have the band of Mexican Caballeros who will serenade you with their loud singing and guitar playing to wake you from your much needed nap after a long work day.
Don’t forget the vocal talents of the Doo-Wop Duo who will somehow always manage to make it into your subway car and annoy you for money.
Candy Break. Please support the youngin’s selling candy for their sports and/or school trips. M&M’s, Starburst, and more, all available.
Back up folks! Now entering is the Break Dancing Fools with their beat box sounds. Don’t mind that kick in the face – it’s all part of their act!
Here comes the Lady With The Bag. Does anyone want to watch a short movie? We have all the new releases right here, in knock-off casings too! Don’t forget your batteries. They look just like Duracells don’t they?
Finishing up we have the sweet sounds of the Electronic Horn Man. He will stand in your subway car for the eternity of your ride and play at ear shattering decibels.
Thanks for coming folks! We hope you enjoyed the entertainment this evening. Don’t forget to pick up a Churro from the Churro Stand Lady on the way out!