Oh my, this just can’t get any better, can it? With all the recent dirt being uncovered about Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, I am amazed that this guy just refuses to throw in the towel on his mayoral campaign. Maybe it’s time to start shoveling the dirt over the grave of his political career and bury it for good. Maybe it’s stubbornness. Maybe it’s delusion. Maybe he is just plain crazy. Heck, there are reports that even the Clintons are “deeply displeased” at all of these shenanigans and if that’s coming from their camp with all Bill’s past escapades then you know it’s bad. Yet, Carlos carries on. Penis pics. Sleazy tweets. More twitter relationships being discovered. The lust of his attention spilling the beans to the media and now showing up on tv and magazines. I smell a book deal coming soon. Maybe a stint on reality tv! Maybe the new Bachelorette!
This NYC mayor’s race has kept me delighted and in stiches at the same time. With a rogues lineup of candidates there is certainly no lack of entertainment value here. In fact, I can seen this all going in one direction with an inevitable outcome. Get ready America for your newest team of superhero porn stars!
Eliot “I am a fucking steamroller” Spitzer and Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner! Now known as Dick Ballsack and Sexter!
You just know that a career in porn is the only logical direction for two of the creepiest men in NYC politics to end up in. They have a track record of either sleeping around on their wives, banging prostitutes, sending nude body shots and penis pics to random women, and other assorted indiscretions. Their penises, peens, trouser snake, tallywackers, snausages, or whatever names you want to refer them as have seen planty of action and are always “up” for new adventures and prepared to lay the “morning wood” down for good.
Yet, it’s not the first time a superhero pairing can be alluded to as pornographic in nature. Oh, c’mon, who are we kidding. The Adam West version of Batman was a total porn spoof! You can just see Batman and the Boy Wonder having weird sexual adventures. Just look at those outfits! Ka-Pow! Wham! Blammo! Ker-Splat! These had to be sex play code words! Little did we know back then as innocent kids watching each week on tv and constant reruns what this really was. Holy debauchery Batman! You’re a freak!
The only superhero porn team I can see them rivaling is the one and only Orgazmo and Choda Boy! Now these are true porn crime fighters. They did their best to avenge evil and fight crime while doling out lethal orgasms to those who opposed good. If you think about it that’s not too bad of a price to pay to be a bad guy!
Hmmmm. Even if Spitzer and Weiner lose the election, or drop out of the race, I have a strange feeling we have not seen the last of these two. Seems as if they will “rise” to the occasion and set their sights on a bigger conquest. They can always get on the ticket to run as the next President and Vice President of America! Lord knows there is enough sex and depraved raunch that has happened on Capitol Hill already!
I think this is just the tip for these two.
Just the tip – that’s what he said!
Weiner needs to go away. He’s an embarrassment to himself and to others.
I loved watching Batman and Robin everyday!
Hey Holli!
Seems as if each day something esle pops up about Weiner’s weiner! He needs to put that thing away and go away for sure!
I saw the title to this one and couldn’t get over here fast enough. And, as always, you did not disappoint!
Hey Karen!
So glad you got a “rise” out of this one! I was in a bit of a mischievous mood when I wrote this one. This campaign has me all aroused!
I am shocked the dude hasn’t given up yet. It’s obvious he’s not going to pull through at this point… why bother sticking around just so people can talk shit about you, ya know? Bow out with dignity.
Jules of Canines & Couture
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Hey Jules!
Seems like he has a problem pulling out!
Sorry, just could not resist! 🙂
Sex and politics have been partners forever. The difference? These days it’s a whole lot easier to get busted. Either way, I wish people would save it for after they’re out of the public eye.
Hey Kitt!
Problem is he just ca’t keep it in his pants, or off the Twitter-verse! I think we have all had enough of Weiner’s weiner!
hahhahahha! Maybe this is how Weiner gets dates. Both Spitzer and Weiner suffer from grossly inflated egos and ergo stupidity. Power corrupts! But in this case, it does have entertainment value.
Hey Lauren!
Ego, stupidiy, dick shots, and prostitutes do not make a good mix!
Yes, it boggles me why their wives publicly stand by these morons. My gal would have dumped my ass in the snap of a finger. Or, performed a Lorena Bobbit on my junk!
I think the wives are as out there as they are because they obviously love the attention they’re getting. In fact, they’re probably hoping it’ll propel them into the spotlight and a political career like Hilary Clinton.
Yash…
Hey Suzanne!
So, you are saying they are attention ho’s? 🙂
Problem is, neither of these idiots were President, and the wives here look foolish. I hope they wake up soon and run!
NYC – Who Woulda Thunk that they would reach the level of naughty politics like we see in Italy, Mexico and Russia? Way to go NYC. My Hat (and condom) is off to you!!!
sorry for the duplicate 🙁
Hey Matt!
No problem! I love all my good comments. Makes me feel special!
Hay Matt!
I swear it’s like a porno and comedy all rolled into one here! Can’t wait to see the sequel soon!
NYC – Who Woulda Thunk that they would reach the level of naughty politics like we see in Italy, Mexico and Russia? Way to go NYC. My Hat (and condom) is off to you!!!
Hey Matt!
I swear it’s like a porno and comedy all rolled into one here! Can’t wait to see the sequel soon!
Does all this mean that there is a Sooper Sekrit Joo-ish Meaning of the term “Big Apple”?
Hey Fearless!
LOL! Only Carlos Danger really knows for sure!
Love the title! It does all seem to be a mess, you would think that they would have enough self respect to just go away, but apparently they must love the attention 🙂
Hey Ann!
They are power hungry egomaniacs, and Weiner is kind of a moron creepy guy too. It is a mess. Happy you like my choice of words!
You are a funny man. Perhaps YOU should run for mayor?
Ok, seriously, as an outsider… Does Weiner have supporters in NYC? It seems like he’s a villain in most of the media’s eyes. It almost seems like he is refusing to give up to try and prove some sort of point that he’s not a complete, useless scumbag.
Nice one, Phil. Love the Batman references. Good luck on your race tomorrow!
Hey Jean!
Ha! Too many skeletons in my closet to bare all for the public to see!
Somehow, he does have some supporters, but they are dropping quickly. He can’t really win, and I think you hit it on the head.
So glad you liked this one. I appreciate the love. Can’t wait for the Warrior Dash tomorrow!
Hahahaha! I always thought there was more going on with Batman & Robin! Wiener is straight up crazy. I saw a clip of him at an event (where people actually showed up to see this nut case) and he had the BALLS to justify all his negative press with explaining that he has nothing to hide. Umm, yea that’s seems to be the big problem. Enjoy the show while it lasts Fil!
Hey Lisa!
Yes, he is a crazy dude, and creepy to me. He just looks like a weirdo to me. He has been playing the media game like he’s the victim here. I just don’t get how his wife can even sleep next to this guy. Yuck!
It’s no wonder people don’t bother to vote. Who’s to vote for? You have Spitzer and Weiner, Baltimore has Sheila Dixon, who stole gift cards for needy children at Christmas. (That was the worst of it – lots of “minor” infractions to go along with it.) Andy Harris, who voted not to give his home state federal aid after Sandy, which is stupid, but not immoral – I guess. And who was the bozo who went to Argentina with his girlfriend and forgot to notify the office? Don’t get me started on JFK. We frequently find ourselves voting for the lesser of two evils; there REALLY ought to be a “none of the above” box to check off.
Hello Lady Anne!
I hear ya! So many of these candidates are shady and do such morally stupid things! It’s like we are forced to vote for the best idiot!
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