It’s Superhero Porno Politics! NYC Style!

batman-fapmobile-leather-catwoman-girl-1347151603nOh my, this just can’t get any better, can it? With all the recent dirt being uncovered about Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, I am amazed that this guy just refuses to throw in the towel on his mayoral campaign. Maybe it’s time to start shoveling the dirt over the grave of his political career and bury it for good. Maybe it’s stubbornness. Maybe it’s delusion. Maybe he is just plain crazy. Heck, there are reports that even the Clintons are “deeply displeased” at all of these shenanigans and if that’s coming from their camp with all Bill’s past escapades then you know it’s bad. Yet, Carlos carries on. Penis pics. Sleazy tweets. More twitter relationships being discovered. The lust of his attention spilling the beans to the media and now showing up on tv and magazines. I smell a book deal coming soon. Maybe a stint on reality tv! Maybe the new Bachelorette!

This NYC mayor’s race has kept me delighted and in stiches at the same time. With a rogues lineup of candidates there is certainly no lack of entertainment value here. In fact, I can seen this all going in one direction with an inevitable outcome. Get ready America for your newest team of superhero porn stars!

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Eliot “I am a fucking steamroller” Spitzer and Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner! Now known as Dick Ballsack and Sexter!

 

Carlos_Danger_aka_Anthony_Weiner_stands_109357629_thumbnailYou just know that a career in porn is the only logical direction for two of the creepiest men in NYC politics to end up in. They have a track record of either sleeping around on their wives, banging prostitutes, sending nude body shots and penis pics to random women, and other assorted indiscretions. Their penises, peens, trouser snake, tallywackers, snausages, or whatever names you want to refer them as have seen planty of action and are always “up” for new adventures and prepared to lay the “morning wood” down for good.

Yet, it’s not the first time a superhero pairing can be alluded to as pornographic in nature. Oh, c’mon, who are we kidding. The Adam West version of Batman was a total porn spoof! You can just see Batman and the Boy Wonder having weird sexual adventures. Just look at those outfits! Ka-Pow! Wham! Blammo! Ker-Splat! These had to be sex play code words! Little did we know back then as innocent kids watching each week on tv and constant reruns what this really was. Holy debauchery Batman! You’re a freak!

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The only superhero porn team I can see them rivaling is the one and only Orgazmo and Choda Boy! Now these are true porn crime fighters. They did their best to avenge evil and fight crime while doling out lethal orgasms to those who opposed good. If you think about it that’s not too bad of a price to pay to be a bad guy!

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Hmmmm. Even if Spitzer and Weiner lose the election, or drop out of the race, I have a strange feeling we have not seen the last of these two. Seems as if they will “rise” to the occasion and set their sights on a bigger conquest. They can always get on the ticket to run as the next President and Vice President of America! Lord knows there is enough sex and depraved raunch that has happened on Capitol Hill already!

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I think this is just the tip for these two.

Just the tip – that’s what he said!

28 thoughts on “It’s Superhero Porno Politics! NYC Style!”

  1. You are a funny man. Perhaps YOU should run for mayor?

    Ok, seriously, as an outsider… Does Weiner have supporters in NYC? It seems like he’s a villain in most of the media’s eyes. It almost seems like he is refusing to give up to try and prove some sort of point that he’s not a complete, useless scumbag.

    Nice one, Phil. Love the Batman references. Good luck on your race tomorrow!

  2. Hahahaha! I always thought there was more going on with Batman & Robin! Wiener is straight up crazy. I saw a clip of him at an event (where people actually showed up to see this nut case) and he had the BALLS to justify all his negative press with explaining that he has nothing to hide. Umm, yea that’s seems to be the big problem. Enjoy the show while it lasts Fil!

  3. It’s no wonder people don’t bother to vote. Who’s to vote for? You have Spitzer and Weiner, Baltimore has Sheila Dixon, who stole gift cards for needy children at Christmas. (That was the worst of it – lots of “minor” infractions to go along with it.) Andy Harris, who voted not to give his home state federal aid after Sandy, which is stupid, but not immoral – I guess. And who was the bozo who went to Argentina with his girlfriend and forgot to notify the office? Don’t get me started on JFK. We frequently find ourselves voting for the lesser of two evils; there REALLY ought to be a “none of the above” box to check off.

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