Well, here we are in NYC waiting for this nor’easter, or blizzard, or squall, or whatever the heck the weather forecasters predicted for today. Winter Storm Nemo? Really? They named it Nemo? Does Disney know about this? Is there a “TM” after this storm’s name? Do they get royalties after each mention of Nemo? Our semi-crazy Mayor Bloombito has all the trucks ready waiting to plow the streets and throw the sand down. I have to give him some props for making sure the city is prepared. Just don’t get caught drinking a Big Gulp while waiting around or the sugar police will come and arrest you.
Speaking of waiting around just where is Nemo? We have been waiting all day here in the city and all we have so far are a few snowflakes, light rain, and flurries. I’m not really impressed so far. I even decided to work from home today since the forecast was calling for this mess to begin early afternoon. Hey Mister Snow Miser – I want a refund!
Now the so-called weather experts, or meteorologists, or proctologists, or whatever we call them now are saying that Nemo will dump most of the snow on us after midnight. Could be six inches to a foot of snow. I guess we will wait and see. I definitely saw all the nutty people panicking and packing in the supermarkets and bodegas last night hoarding up all the milk and bread they could carry. Why? Don’t they realize by now that Chinese restaurants here never close They will certainly be delivering to my door tomorrow!
Oh well, in the meantime here are a few funny/evil snowman pics to look at while waiting for Nemo to really grace us with his snowy presence. I don’t care if we get two feet of snow as long as my cable works and I get to see The Walking Dead season premier this Sunday night!
Yeah, I think maybe I might need a bit of therapy at one point soon!