Oh crap! With all the hoopla surrounding the magical date of 12-12-12 that we were all paying attention to I just realized that there are only eleven more shopping days until Christmas, and I really have not started yet. Sure, I have picked up a few things here and there but nothing to make a dent in the list I have mentally placed in my head. It’s giving me a pounding headache already just thinking about it.
Yeah, I’m one of those guys that wait until the last minute. Call me an idiot. Maybe it’s the rush of crazy urgency while looking for that perfect present. Maybe it’s the procrastinator in me. Maybe I have a death wish. Who knows? Ugh!
I know it has to be done. I just dread having to go out and actually do it at this point. I’m not into on-line shopping that much as I like to look, touch, and inspect things first-hand before I buy them as gifts.
I just visualize a zombie horde attacking at the first sight of a sale item in Macy’s or Target.
I dread the crowds all frantically trying to get in their last few days of Christmas shopping.
Do I really want to wait on oppressively long lines to pay? Suck it up buddy!
At moments I feel like our grumpy friend here.
Yet, in the end I know I’ll find the right gifts and accomplish my mission. Better late than never!
Is there really only eleven more days to shop? Then I better get moving. Oh no, New Years Eve is only a week later. Don’t even want to think about it. Until then, Bad Santa will need some drinks to get through this!