Category Archives: Awkward

Am I A Weirdo Magnet?

Am I weirdo magnet? That is a question I ask myself constantly while living in NYC. Well actually, just not here but it seems pretty much everywhere I travel. I just don’t get it. They come out of the woodwork, … Continue reading

Posted in 2017, Awkward, Coffee, Douchebaggery, Ewwww, Life, Manhattan, New York living, NYC, People, Pet Peeves, Rantings & Ravings, Uncategorized, Weird Stuff, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Ranting away at 30,000 feet in the air. Heat, farts, and biz travel.

Escaping NYC for a few days and heading to Las Vegas for a biz trip. Normally, that would be all fine and dandy except for the fact that it’s a raging inferno of heat there this week! Temps soaring close … Continue reading

Posted in 2016, Awkward, Business, Flying, Funny, Humor, Internet, Las Vegas, Life, NYC, People, Pet Peeves, Rantings & Ravings, Rudeness, Transit, Travel, Uncategorized, Weather, Work, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Days like this make you wish you had stayed in bed!

Why is it that these things always seem to happen to me? Just recently on the way to work I jumped into a crowded subway car, and of course as is my normal luck, be trapped in an uncomfortable situation. … Continue reading

Posted in 2015, Awkward, Comedy, Ewwww, Funny, Humor, Hygiene, Life, Manhattan, Men's Life, MTA, New York living, NYC, People, Poop, Rantings & Ravings, Rudeness, Subway, Uncategorized, Weird Stuff, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 24 Comments

Valentine’s Day in NYC. Forever alone or happily psychotic!

In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m going to go all reverse romance here. Let’s be real. It’s a made up holiday that benefits the greeting card industry and florists. Overpriced sappy cards and jacked up flower costs. Not to mention the … Continue reading

Posted in 2015, Awkward, Comedy, Douchebaggery, Etiquette, Food, Funny, Holidays, Humor, Life, Love, Meme, New York living, NYC, Rantings & Ravings, Relationships, Satire, Sex, Uncategorized, victims, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 33 Comments

Do girls poop? That, and other NYC mysteries of flatulence.

Do girls poop? I was recently confronted with that question and still pondering an answer. Does anyone really know? It’s one of those mysteries of the universe. When dating we never really see them go to the bathroom to take … Continue reading

Posted in 2015, Awkward, Comedy, Ewwww, Funny, Humor, Life, New York living, NYC, People, Poop, Restroom, Uncategorized, Weird Stuff, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 70 Comments

They find my blog through Superhero Penis Porn?

Now that the holiday season is behind us and we are all recovered somewhat from Christmas shopping and New Years hangovers, there is time to relax and reflect a bit. Catching up on my blogging. Once in a while I … Continue reading

Posted in 2015, Adult, Awkward, Blog, Comedy, Ewwww, Funny, Humor, Internet, Satire, Uncategorized, Weird Stuff, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 36 Comments

Really? Christmas, the Flu, NYC Road Rage. What is going on?

Really, wasn’t it Halloween just less than a week ago? I literally still have the taste of this holiday in my mouth as there are plastic buckets full of candy and chocolates strewn about the office I work in and I … Continue reading

Posted in 2014, Awkward, Chocolate, Christmas, Comedy, Events, Funny, Halloween, Holidays, Humor, Life, Manhattan, MTA, New York living, NYC, People, Pet Peeves, Poop, Rantings & Ravings, Rudeness, Shopping, Stores, Stuff, Television, Thanksgiving, TV, Uncategorized, Weird Stuff, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 26 Comments