Being that it’s Mother’s Day and there are so many ways we can tell them how much they mean to us, I thought it also fitting to highlight and give a well earned shout out to all the different types of Moms out there. After all, we come from mutiple backgrounds, families, and locals that suffice to say each Mom is unique in her own right. We all think our Mom is the best, and why shouldn’t we? She has done so much for each of us out there, sacrificed a lot, and always was there in our times of need and support. On the same flip of the coin, well, there are some Mom’s that make us scratch our heads and wonder if we actually came out of her womb. Yup, there are times when Mom can be downright embarrassing and we cringe at some of the things she says and does. Either way, she is still our Mom and we love her.
“Mom! Put down the bottle of Jack! For God’s sake I am not going to friend you on Facebook! Holy crap – when did you get that tattoo on your forehead? What? What do you mean I’m adopted?”
I really hope my Mom does not read my blog. I might be disowned soon. Love you Mom!
We all fear the “She’s a bit demanding Mom“.
There’s the “She’s a bit young and maybe a reality TV Mom“.
The “Sarcastic Mom that I really hope is not being serious Mom“.
Then there is the “I brought you into this world and it was painful what you put me through resentful making you feel guilty Mom“.
The “I still want to party like a rockstar and horny like a pornstar embarrassing Mom“.
Can’t forget about the “You might have been conceived in the hot tub blackout drunk mom“.
We really want to forget the “What the Hell are you doing with your hand in that pic Mom“.
Some of us recall the “Highly inappropriate parenting skills Mom.”
The always cringe inducing “My guy friends better stop calling my Mom a MILF“.
As always, the best Mom is the “Mom who loves you no matter what you do in life and believes in you“.
On this day where we pay tribute to Mothers everywhere be sure to send them a card, flowers, and maybe take them out for lunch. Or a stiff drink. Lord knows she needs one considering some of the stuff we put them through growing up!
Happy Mother’s Day Mom! Thanks for all you have done for me. I sure hope you’re not reading my blog. If so, please remember that not all of these are referring to you.
“Mom – put down that knife! I was only kidding!”