Over the years I have grown tired of watching tv. Sure, there are the occasional sitcoms and shows that I will watch such as The Big Bang Theory, True Blood, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead which are a few of my favs. Yet, with cable tv now offering literally hundreds of channels there never seems to be anything worth watching any more! It just seems that I get bored easily and few shows can hold my attention. Tons of programming and most of it just lacks quality to me. A bunch of junk! I will literally flip through dozens of channels over and over. Commandeering the remote and driving my gal nuts. I stay up well after midnight looking for something mindless to watch that I won’t have to use too much brain power on. Reality tv is the new reality. This is how I think I became a junk food tv addict!
(The following opinions of shows are my own, and not meant to offend, as I really like them, so chill out people!)
Pawn Stars – a bunch of fat guys buying and selling junk.
American Pickers – a skinny dude and a chubby dude junk picking.
Storage Wars – a bunch of people being pissy to each other and buying someones’s left over junk.
TMZ – a bunch of no-talent paparazzi reporting on celebrity junk.
1,000 Ways to Die – so many ways to kill your junk.
Counting Cars – a bunch of guys transforming junk cars into awesome machines.
American Restoration – a bunch of guys restoring old junk.
Antiques Roadshow – people bring in their junk and hope it’s worth something.
Catfish – people lie about their personal junk on Facebook.
Millionaire Matchmaker – loser rich people and gold diggers going on junk dates.
Repo Games – a few guys quizzing dumb people with junk questions to keep their cars.
Restaurant:Impossible – a musclehead chef transforms junk restaurants into something edible.
Bar Rescue – one obnoxious dude’s mission to transform junk bars into money makers.
Tattoo Nightmares – a bunch of great tattoo artists fixing junk people put on their bodies.
Worlds Worst Tenants – property management dudes try to evict junk from their illegal dwellings.
Ink Master - a bunch of tattoo artists show off their artistic skills and some show off their horrible junk tats.
Billy the Exterminator – just a guy exterminating nasty junk in your home and property.
Parking Wars - people getting angry over junk parking tickets.
Hoarders - Wow! These people have a lot of junk!
Ghost Adventures - a bunch of dudes hunting down ghost junk.
COPS – the ultimate junk tv show and the godfather of them all.
Man vs Food - a fat guy shoving as much junk down his throat as possible.
Baggage Battles – a bunch of people buy forgotten junk left at airports.
Housewives of (insert city here) – a bunch of spoiled drama queen women and all their junk they argue about and live for.
WWE - a group of guys and gals performing fake wrestling junk like a soap opera.
Ghost Hunters – another bunch of people hunting down spirit junk.
Jersey Shore – a group of guidos and guidettes that embarrass Italians and NJ with all the junk they do, and with all the junk that comes out of their mouths.
Boy oh boy, that is a lot of junk that I watch! I know I have probably missed a few here. Television nowadays has so much junk programming on it that it’s almost impossible to avoid. We all have our favorites -don’t deny it!
So, what did I miss here? What are some of your delicious favorite brainless tv guilty pleasures? How much junk tv do you watch?